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Big Sam Lining Up Summer Transfers

Allardyce, who is always looking for a bargin, is rumoured to have lined up Jlloyd Samuel for an end-of-season transfer to The Reebok. It will be a Gartside-pleasing move as the Trinidadian former England defender will come to the club on a freebie.

Apparently Big Sam is close to a deal with the Aston Villa player who would quit Villa for £25,000 per week deal with The Wanderers.

OI SAM! I’d quit writing for this website for £25,000 a year (if you like). I’m crap at footy but I can make a lovely brew.

25 grand is a lot less than many players weekly wage, but is a player who’s not getting a regular start with Aston Villa and said to be ‘nervous and indecisive on the ball‘ worth such investment? Surely this money could be better spent.
I think BWFC would be better off with a decent tea maker who could save the club well over a million quid per annum too.

Alternatively, Lotto tickets! With the annual spend being set aside for Jlloyd being more or less enough to buy enough combinations to reduce the odds of winning the jackpot to a mere 10-1. Hmm – a sound investment!

Lastly such funds could be set aside for a more adventurous trip than hacking around the golf courses of Tenerife. This would surely inspire The Wanderers to win a crucial game.
Jlloyd Samuel, a sound investment or should he be left-back at Villa Park?